ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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