Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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