so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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