i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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