question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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