How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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