So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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