try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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