we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
As shirtless as possible
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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