Umm I'm too high to move.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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