I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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