if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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