i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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