Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
high people should be assigned attendants
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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