Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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