so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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