Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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