it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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