I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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