think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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