Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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