I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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