So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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