grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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