i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize