his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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