Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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