But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
