question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.