he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees