Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.