yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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