i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize