hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
there's paper in my vomit.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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