Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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