Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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