doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I lost the right to judge tonight
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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