She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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