Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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