How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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