I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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