took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm really busy with my period
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