Dual....:-)
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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