I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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