Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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