Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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