please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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