I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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