Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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