i just google imaged poop.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.