I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
