I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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