I want to stick my p in your. b.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm always down for nudity.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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