you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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