Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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