He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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